so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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