Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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