Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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