Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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