Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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