i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I haven't been this sober since birth.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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