dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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