If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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