I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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