Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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