nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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