I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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