...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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