I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Just invented taco cereal.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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