We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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