Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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