I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it was like eating out sand paper
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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