Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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