I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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