When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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