I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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