You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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