Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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