Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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