TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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