I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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