how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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