i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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