There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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