gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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