bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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