butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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