JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Dicks are not precious.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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