I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We have started to decorate penises.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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