I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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