This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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