You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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