If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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