Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dick very happy bro
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