Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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