just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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