i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her vagine was all disorganized.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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