once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
not ubering you a puppy
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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