69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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