what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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