Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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