im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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