question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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