My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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