i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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